August is the Cruelest Month

Instead of being 33,000 miles in the air right now, drunk from an airport lounge Bloody Mary and reading my new book - Hillbilly Gothic - on my way to Boise, I am 30 feet in the air, looking out my bedroom window.
All day it threatened rain, but remained only overcast. But of course, the moment I got on the freeway - 2 HOURS EARLY - to make my flight in Baltimore, it started pouring. Never mind that I took 2 hours off work. Never mind that I could have made it if the bitch at the counter had just let me use the automated kiosk, check myself in and run for it. Never mind that there was NO more flights out tonight to Boise.
I stormed out to the parking garage to catch the bus to short-term parking, and was told by the bus driver that he couldn't let me get on the bus there - that I had to go ALL the fucking way though the airport, to the other side, and get on the EXACT same bus, at the 'pick up'. I went back through the sliding doors, looked around, could not locate a 'down' escalated anywhere, and just flat yelled, "Could this month SUCK any harder?" Sensing that not everysinglyperson in the terminal had heard me, I screamed it. FUCK YOU.
Then it all hit me - what the hell is UP with this August? F's been gone for nearly a month. And my house is haunted. Big time. Bad, bad spirits and energy. I hate being here alone.
Other dumb shit that has happened this month:
My new insurance plan doesn't cover my OLD prescriptions, so I am now out 85 bucks every month.
The wedding dress I want/must have/can't live without/only thing I like/ is more money than I have to spend on a wedding dress at this time.
Because I never did get the raise that I was promised because my boss is a bullshit LIAR.
Smoking is bad for you. (This sucks every month - but why must everything that is the slightest bit enjoyable also kill you? Why?)
It costs 60 bucks to fill up my tank.
I've got NO money to buy tickets home for the holidays or for the honeymoon F and I said we were going to take in November.
My car is currently uninsured b/c the stupid state of MD apparently doesn't want my money.

EDITED to protect the innocent******
I am so bummed that I missed my damn plane.