*&&^%&$ Taxes

Dear Mr. ______ , CPA;
When someone sends you a check for $300, you might want to check with them before you assume that the only W2 that you are lazy enough to look at, encompassing all of 2 months work, is not the only W2 that said person would like to file taxes on. That's right, there are two (2) W2s in the envelope I sent you (not one).
You can imagine my surprise when I got your package back (nice stationary, btw) presenting me with an e-filing form to sign, a receipt showing 0$ owed and $300 received and a reconciliation sheet reflecting an estimated return of four hundred dollars.
I was a little shocked to discover that not only did you think that I thought that filling out a 1040EZ for 400$ was WORTH 300$, but that you weren't even embarrassed CASH my check.
Mr. _______, when folks pay 300$, they want you to: write off their mortgage, their home office, and generally try to find as many refund opportunities as possible. I don't know what idiot is paying you their entire return just to fill out a worksheet, but it isn't this dumb b&*^%.
I am REPRINTING both W2s and sending them back to your office with the tiny remnants of your lovely "presentation" by tomorrow's post.
Please find a thread of decency and do them correctly, or I will just buy the stinking Turbo Tax and do them myself. Then, Mr._______, I will be filling in the blanks left in this post and creating a whole new bog in your honor, including as many tags as humanly possible.
You are a true idiot.

Love, Feather